| If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. |
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. |
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. |
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. |
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Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. |
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Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. |
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. |
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. |